Real Cool Community Watch
TWO SUSPICIOUS MEN WEARING HOODIES REPORTED IN NEW YORK CITY:
Suspects pictured in the Bronx
Suspect 1 - Bill O’Reilly:
White male, early 60s. Witnesses report suspect displaying “erratic behavior” and “prone to fits of rage”. Mr. O’Reilly’s prior aggressions include sexual harassment and verbal abuse of co-workers yet he is still employed.
Suspect 2 - Geraldo Rivera:
Orange male, 70. Citizens have repeatedly aired public complaints against Mr. Rivera. Complaints range from “Generally degrading the culture.” to “Possessing a massive pomposity which contributes nothing creative or constructive to the media. Why is this man paid a small fortune every year?”
If you see these men, please alert your local authorities.